gluten-free, instant oatmeal fail!

i bought this oatmeal for the health benefits and the pretty, pretty packaging (for work breakfasts - stovetop only at home).

and then, two bites in, i discovered that health benefits and pretty, pretty packaging do not make something palatable, or even edible.  if, however, you - yes, YOU! - are practicing a gluten-free lifestyle and would like some free instant oatmeal, i would be happy to bestow the other 5 packets upon you.