smoothie!

green monster smoothie!

that's what all the other blogs call them. except that mine turned out a sort of brownish-sludge type of color, which would negate the 'green monster' title. see exhibit A:

i think the reason that it didn't turn green is because of the strawberries and the bananas. in particular, there were a lot of strawberries this time, as there was 3 pints for 3 dolla, so i loaded up, which you can see here:

the entire list of ingredients included the following: bananas, lots of strawberries, milk of choice, a little soy protein powder, baby spinach, ice. blended. pour into glass. like so:

then, you drink your breakfast. if you are disturbed that you are drinking your breakfast out of a 'grumpy dave's pub' glass, choose another receptacle.

or, if you like, pretend you are doing karaoke at grumpy dave's and sing your favorite song while drinking brown sludgy monster smoothie. i like to work within the 80's catalog. and since i am far from home, i like to represent jersey. might i suggest some bon jovi, or some bruce?

you're welcome.